Thursday, March 11, 2010

HELP! EMERGENCY! {FIRST AID BLOWJOB}

http://hotfile.com/dl/32235491/eb5d4cf/1.e_x_HEALTH_Firstaid(Welosthim_letshelphim).flv.htm
Nurses come to the rescue!
ORGASMIC FIRST AID



ANOTHER HOSPITAL-RELATED ADULT FILM: (sex comedy)


http://hotfile.com/dl/32191521/280636f/_1.E_x_E.R.ish_Greys_Anatomish_scene_NURSE_fucks_patient_JAMES_DEAN.flv.html





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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

PENIS : Penishands

From a talking cunt to penishands, ha!ha!ha!Here's the LINK of a clip from EDWARD PENISHANDS, an adult parody of EDWARD SCISSORHANDS.If you want the entire movie, feel free to leave a message and follow this blog. I'll be updating this everyday from now on.

http://hotfile.com/dl/32205250/333b460/1.e_x_EdwardPenishands_-_Jenna_Fine.flv.html


THE CUM SCENE cracked me up! hahaha! screencaps of the first few scenes only:




Before showing you the VIDEO CLIP ABOVE, Guess what these famous soccer players are talking about...CLUE: It's related to the TITLE OF THIS POST

watch the video clip below:






DID YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING THEY SAID?
Do you think you need to WORK ON YOUR ENGLISH?
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SCREENCAPS:



Friday, March 5, 2010

VAGINA : Talking cunt


Have you seen a TALKING CUNT? No, not like Tyra Banks or Paris Hilton featured in the video clip below. A REAL TALKING VAGINA! Well, if you haven't seen one, here's your chance to 'experience' one:

http://hotfile.com/dl/31285706/50cc382/FRENCH_Talking_Vagina_Classic_Lesexequiparle.flv.html
This is perhaps the most well-known adult film about the VAGINA.... and not just an ordinary vagina, but a TALKING CUNT!

BEFORE showing you a snippet from the film, check out TYRA BANKS talking about her VAGINA below (kinda funny!) with kindred cunt, PARIS HILTON...

Now here's a short teaser from the FRENCH adult film 'LE SEXE QUI PARLE' (literal translation: The Sex Organ that talks OR the Talking Cunt)

JUST A FEW SCENES FROM THE FILM: (first few scenes....)

KEY FRENCH basic PHRASES FOR BEGINNERS: Entrez! (Come in! (formal) ... Oui, entrez! (Yes, come in); Bonjour, madame! (Hello/Good day, ma'am)

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OPTIONAL READING: (read this while downloading) [IT'S WORTH THE WAIT! It's a collector's item!]

The cult film that you're about to see (if you download it via hotfile) entitled 'Le sexe qui parle' (The talking sex organ/cunt) is a '*humorously serious*' French film about a talking VAGINA... Just like the VAGINA MONOLOGUES, this subtly tackles ' vaginal issues' related to sex......Though it's centered on 'VAGINA ISSUES', there are also LOTS of penises.featured in the film guaranteed to titillate cock-lovers out there like Perez Hilton. (the guy Tyra was talking to in the video clip above)


In fact, there are MORE penises [more guys who get their dicks sucked by the owner of the talking vagina) that makes this a super download-worthy film by heteros and non-heteros (gays and especially LESBIANS who'll surely love the first scene and the beautiful, mouth-watering HAIRY pussies (and also hairy cocks and balls)...brunette, blonde and red pubes....

{*YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT TO KNOW WHAT I MEANT BY 'humorously serious'



Even if I don't speak French, I already enjoyed watching the film the first time I saw it. The second time I watched it, I asked my buddy, the blog owner of
http://coolmultilingual.blogspot.com/
to interpret the dialogues for me which made it a lot more deliciously enjoyable to watch.

BEST PORN AROUND THE WORLD

Almost all living entities on earth want and need SEX not only for reproduction but also for recreation .i.e. for the sheer orgasmic pleasure that ONLY sex can make us feel.

...And I'm not only talking about SEX BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE.

- SELF SEX, for instance, is the SAFEST, HEALTHIEST & MOST AFFORDABLE (lol) kind of sex... it's much better than ABSTINENCE because thee latter [ABSTINENCE], is unnatural and can be damaging to one's health.

PORN is a graphic depiction of our BASIC INSTINCT. I think people who say they don't like porn are either abnormal or lying repressed perverts. AS LONG AS YOU ARE AN ADULT (18/21 years old and above depending on your country's LAW), YOU SHOULD NOT FEEL ASHAMED NOR GUILTY FOR APPRECIATING NATURAL EXPRESSIONS OF HUMAN SEXUALITY as long as it's not harmful, of course!




TRADITION and RELIGION have instilled NEGATIVE BELIEFS about NUDITY, SEX and MASTURBATION in the minds of most people.

But as a matter of fact, NUDITY, SEX and MASTURBATION are all normal and natural. As long as you're not causing any HARM to someone (e.g. RAPE) when doing them, they're all perfectly NORMAL and GOOD FOR US, scientifically speaking.

If you study HUMAN SEXUALITY like Psychologists, Anthropologists and Sexologists did (like I also did as a Psych graduate), you'll discover THE FACTS and THE TRUTH as opposed to MYTHS, LIES and BELIEFS proliferated by conventional, age-old traditions.

Since RELIGION preceeded SCIENCE, the authors of the so-called holy books did not know the FACTS about human sexuality because they didn't have the tools to do so, e.g. they couldn't do extensive experiments, interviews, research in different parts of the world unlike scientists who came up with the FACTS thanks to the tried-and-tested methodology, i.e. the SCIENTIFIC METHOD). Consequently, they came up with certain rules and codes of conduct vis-a-vis sex that were NOT based on solid evidence and hard facts.



Currently, it's appaling how EDUCATION about Human Sexuality (HS) is still not included in most school's curriculum especially in conservative countries in the Middle East, Asia, South America, Africa and n conservative states and provinces in North America (e.g. Mormon states) and Europe. The only facet of HS that's currently included in schools' curriculum is Sex and Reproduction. More important HS subjests such as Gender & Sexual Orientation, Safer Sex, Masturbation and Sexual Arousal / Orgasm are not scientifically discussed at length in many schools and universities, most especially in religious, conservative ones. Consequently, many people around the world are still MISINFORMED and MISEDUCATED about it. So if you are still ignorant about the FACTS about this and still feel GUILT when doing harmless sexual acts, it's a result of CULTURAL CONDITIONING which is NOT your fault. But if you continue to be ignorant about it and choose not to find out about the TRUTH , then you can blame yourself.



Masturbation, for instance, deemed to be sinful by most religions is, in FACT, normal and healthy. It's good for your over-all health and well-being You can even google it or look it up in any scientific journal or in any encylopedias like wikipedia and you'll find out the HARD FACTS about it.


And whether you are a guy or a girl, it's completely normal to get turned on by FEMALE or MALE NUDITY and SEX. So whether you masturbate fantasizing about MEN or WOMEN, you are normal regardless of your gender. You can read any SCIENTIFIC JOURNAL such as GOOGLE 'Just the FACTS about Sexual Orientation' by American Psychological Association (APA) and find out that HOMOSEXUALITY and BISEXUALITY are both as NORMAL as HETEROSEXUALITY. HOMOSEXUALITY and BISEXUALITY are NOT mental illnesses or emotional/spiritual diseases that need to be cured/converted to HETEROSEXUALITY just like what some religions claim them to be.

Come to think of it, masturbation and same-sex behavior/activity LESSENS population growth (=less intances of pregnancy, less risk of acquiring STDS such as HIV in girls [lesbian sex do not involve penile penetration) which is one of the ROOT-cause of POVERTY. Just imagine if all the closeted and repressed bisexuals, gays and lesbians came to terms with their sexuality (THERE ARE SO MANY)
, this would definitely be a better world for all and not just for heterosexuals.

ADULT FILMS / PORN promotes masturbation and alternative sexual activities which, as mentioned above, help a lot in lessening population growth. Thus, EDUCATION ABOUT HUMAN SEXUALITY will help a lot in solving the BIGGEST PROBLEM IN THE WORLD - Poverty.


With regards nudity, people around the world are gradually realizing the FACT that there's nothing wrong about NUDITY, per se. As a result, there have been more and more nudity in movies not only in Hollywood but also in other parts of the planet. Come to think of it, we are all born completely nude, right? PORN depicts our 'most natural, raw form' in very titillatingly creative ways.


So here are some of my collection of the BEST OF ADULT FILMS, we earthlings have come up with. Just my 2 cents of course.

HOPE YOU LIKE 'EM.
Needless to say, feel free to INTER-ACT with the adult stars while watching.




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P.S. if you're unsure of your sexual orientation, visit www.secretbi.blogspot.com and take the SEXUAL ORIENTATION TEST (start with the 1st post)